I'm convinced that roughly 63% of my crazy ideas have come from watching the guy in the middle.

About Me

If you’ve come here wondering, “who’s this ‘Curt’ guy?” Then please keep reading. If you’ve come here looking for information on how to disarm a malfunctioning weaponized espresso machine, you should probably dial 911. 

I was the Stony Brook Middle School 5th Grade Spelling Bee Runner Up to the Runner Up back in ’01 and the first mate on the My Christine back in ‘12. I am currently a proud New Jerseyan (rare find), average golfer and an expert storyteller with the ability to craft both engaging and entertaining copy. 

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